The Spocker
The Shocker has spawned all sorts of different bedroom moves, including one of our geek favorites, the little-known Spocker. But we see this configuration slowly pushing its way into common usage. Proof? How about this shirt from Short Bus Clothing?
Here’s hoping the bus is the only “short” thing or they’ll have to be relying on the Spocker a little too much. And no, we’re not sure what the hell is up with the guy in the cowboy boots, or why they’re on a playground.

Shock long and prosper.