Shocker + Guitar + Sunglasses = Laid
Normally a guitar is an excellent tool for getting laid. If you’re going after the really hot chicks that go for the bad boy, you’re going to want to go with the electric guitar. If you’re after the more granola, emotional girls, go with the acoustic. But if you want to land any girl on campus, throw on a pair of cool shades, grab any old guitar, and throw up a shocker. You’ll be cleaning drool off your pickups for days.
It’s a bass, dude!
Tricky… a FIVE string bass that looks like a guitar. That dude is probably getting laid right now.