Shocker Pics

WTF! This is my DAD! Originally uploaded by kittykatlounge

Sometimes people forget that the Shocker is for all ages. Someone’s dad is flashing the shocker here but here’s your grandfather. Keep on shocking, old man!

The shocker.

Originally uploaded by WilWheaton

Wil knows that sometimes your hand gets tired and you need a good stand in, so he made one out of wax.

A rare all-girl shocker pic!

I don’t know if we can go on after discovering this one. I mean, is there really any way to top this? We received this one in our mailbox from a US Marine named Orlando. He told us that the hash marks keep count of every girl he’s given it to. The only downside? He’s now married so unless he’s got an open-minded wife (which may be possible since she married a guy with a shocker tattoo) he’s not going to be adding any more hash marks.

Oh man, we’re screwed.. Some smart guy has gone and patented the shocker.

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Want one of those big foam shocker hands? You should try to score a GTA IV swag box. Along with all sorts of other stuff you’ll snag a big foam hand to proclaim your shocker support!

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Matt sent in this pic to show us that the Shocker has its own truck now. It’s good to know that companies are willing to pay for prime advertising space in order to spread word of the shocker. Although we’re not sure what’s going on with bandana boy.

The Shocker has spawned all sorts of different bedroom moves, including one of our geek favorites, the little-known Spocker. But we see this configuration slowly pushing its way into common usage. Proof? How about this shirt from Short Bus Clothing?

Here’s hoping the bus is the only “short” thing or they’ll have to be relying on the Spocker a little too much. And no, we’re not sure what the hell is up with the guy in the cowboy boots, or why they’re on a playground.

But he carries a big shocker… Nick Douglas of (our favorite) Silicon Valley gossip blog Valleywag shows that he can roll with the big boys, Michael Arrington and Jeff Veen.

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Not only does the man have money & power, but it looks like Michael Arrington of Techcrunch fame has been taught the shocker by the hottie to his right. Look out guys, let’s hope he’s not after your girl at the bar.

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