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		<title>Shock Your Exhaust</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit to Buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bumper sticker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wisconsin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As they do in Wisconsin.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As they do in Wisconsin.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-115" src="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/img_0238-300x225.jpg" alt="Shocker Exhaust" width="300" height="225" /></p>
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		<title>For Halloween: Rock The Shocker Costume</title>
		<link>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/for-halloween-rock-the-shocker-costume/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit to Buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[costume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On Halloween, nothing is more shocking than a huge shocker. Plenty of time to nab this before October 31st!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rasta-Imposta-Shocker-Hand-Costume/dp/B001F8LEHE?&amp;camp=212361&amp;linkCode=wsw&amp;tag=aaroland-20&amp;creative=380801"><img class="size-full wp-image-108 aligncenter" src="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/41hwapxst-l_ss500_.jpg" alt="Shocker Costume" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>On Halloween, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rasta-Imposta-Shocker-Hand-Costume/dp/B001F8LEHE?&amp;camp=212361&amp;linkCode=wsw&amp;tag=aaroland-20&amp;creative=380801">nothing is more shocking than a huge shocker</a>. Plenty of time to nab this before October 31st!</p>
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		<title>Bad Seed Double Shocker Advanced Vibrator</title>
		<link>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/bad-seed-double-shocker-advanced-vibrator/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/bad-seed-double-shocker-advanced-vibrator/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit to Buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dildo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[double shocker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vibrator]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When you can&#8217;t find a real hand, find the Bad Seed Double Shocker Advanced Vibrator. Found this weekend at Sex World in Minneapolis, Minnesota. With a free DVD even!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you can&#8217;t find a real hand, find the Bad Seed Double Shocker Advanced Vibrator. Found this weekend at Sex World in Minneapolis, Minnesota.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-101" src="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img_9007-225x300.jpg" alt="Bad Seed Double Shocker Advanced Vibrator" width="225" height="300" />With a free DVD even!</p>
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		<title>Shocker Gloves!</title>
		<link>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/shocker-gloves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit to Buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apparel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clothes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shocker Gloves]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We got this in our inbox today. I&#8217;m really hoping the gloves that Shocker Glove Co. is selling have the third finger sewed to the palm in true shocker fashion. Aww hell, even if they aren&#8217;t, they get major points for fucking embroidering the shocker outline on the gloves not once, but twice! We just [...]]]></description>
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<p>We got this in our inbox today.  I&#8217;m really hoping the gloves that <a href="http://www.shockergloveco.com/">Shocker Glove Co.</a> is selling have the third finger sewed to the palm in true shocker fashion.  Aww hell, even if they aren&#8217;t, they get major points for fucking embroidering the shocker outline on the gloves not once, but twice!  We just ordered our pair.  Seriously, can you say no to this?</p>
<div align="center"><a href='http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/shocker_gloves_hot_ass.png'><img src="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/shocker_gloves_hot_ass-199x300.png" alt="" title="Shocker Gloves" width="199" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-62" /></a></div>
<p>Thanks <a href="http://www.shockergloveco.com">Shocker Glove Co.</a>!</p>
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		<title>The Shocker, patented&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/the-shocker-patented/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/the-shocker-patented/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shit to Buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shocker Accessories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh man, we&#8217;re screwed.. Some smart guy has gone and patented the shocker. via]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, we&#8217;re screwed..  Some smart guy has gone and patented <a href="http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&#038;Sect2=HITOFF&#038;p=1&#038;u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&#038;r=4&#038;f=G&#038;l=50&#038;co1=AND&#038;d=PTXT&#038;s1=%22D495,749+S%22&#038;OS=%22D495,749+S%22&#038;RS=%22D495,749+S%22">the shocker</a>.</p>
<p><i><a href="http://rickyvanveen.com/post/31859663">via</a></i></p>
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		<title>Grand Theft Auto IV swag includes the shocker!</title>
		<link>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/grand-theft-auto-iv-swag-includes-the-shocker/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/grand-theft-auto-iv-swag-includes-the-shocker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit to Buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shocker Accessories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Want one of those big foam shocker hands? You should try to score a GTA IV swag box. Along with all sorts of other stuff you&#8217;ll snag a big foam hand to proclaim your shocker support! article]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/images/gta4-thumb.jpg"><img src="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/images/_gta4-thumb.jpg" width="300" height="400" alt="GTA IV Swag Shocker" title="GTA IV Swag Shocker"  /></a><br />
Want one of those big foam shocker hands?  You should try to score a GTA IV swag box.  Along with all sorts of other stuff you&#8217;ll snag a big foam hand to proclaim your shocker support!</p>
<p><a href="http://rickyvanveen.com/post/31859663">article</a></p>
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		<title>The Spocker</title>
		<link>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/the-spocker/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/the-spocker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Shit to Buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shocker Pics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Shocker has spawned all sorts of different bedroom moves, including one of our geek favorites, the little-known Spocker. But we see this configuration slowly pushing its way into common usage. Proof? How about this shirt from Short Bus Clothing? Here&#8217;s hoping the bus is the only &#8220;short&#8221; thing or they&#8217;ll have to be relying [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/images/the-spocker.JPG"><img src="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/images/_the-spocker.JPG" width="400" height="266" alt="The Spocker Shirt" title="The Spocker Shirt"  /></a></div>
<p>The Shocker has spawned all sorts of different bedroom moves, including one of our geek favorites, the little-known Spocker.  But we see this configuration slowly pushing its way into common usage.  Proof?  How about <a href="http://www.shortbusclothing.com/vulcan--two-in-the-pink-two-in-the-stink.html">this shirt</a> from <a href="http://www.shortbusclothing.com">Short Bus Clothing</a>?</p>
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/images/vulcan.gif"><img src="http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/wp-content/images/_vulcan.gif" width="300" height="240" alt="The Spocker" title="The Spocker"  /></a></div>
<p>Here&#8217;s hoping the bus is the only &#8220;short&#8221; thing or they&#8217;ll have to be relying on the Spocker a little too much.  And no, we&#8217;re not sure what the hell is up with the guy in the cowboy boots, or why they&#8217;re on a playground.</p>
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