We got this in our inbox today. I’m really hoping the gloves that Shocker Glove Co. is selling have the third finger sewed to the palm in true shocker fashion. Aww hell, even if they aren’t, they get major points for fucking embroidering the shocker outline on the gloves not once, but twice! We just ordered our pair. Seriously, can you say no to this?
Thanks Shocker Glove Co.!
Oh man, we’re screwed.. Some smart guy has gone and patented the shocker.
Want one of those big foam shocker hands? You should try to score a GTA IV swag box. Along with all sorts of other stuff you’ll snag a big foam hand to proclaim your shocker support!
The Shocker has spawned all sorts of different bedroom moves, including one of our geek favorites, the little-known Spocker. But we see this configuration slowly pushing its way into common usage. Proof? How about this shirt from Short Bus Clothing?
Here’s hoping the bus is the only “short” thing or they’ll have to be relying on the Spocker a little too much. And no, we’re not sure what the hell is up with the guy in the cowboy boots, or why they’re on a playground.