Shocker Pics

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Don’t forget to give your favorite lady friend that unexpected gift this holiday season.
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Is there some sort of weird underground Mac shocker society that we don’t know about? First we get the iChat trifecta of shockers, then Fake Steve lets us know “I honor the place where your shocker becomes one with my, um, whatever.” Then we find this picture of Justin Long, the Mac guy [...]

Looks like everyone’s throwing these days, even live on the interweb! Wonder if Steve Jobs himself knows the shocker. I bet Fake Steve Jobs does.

Travis writes: “This is me giving an indigenous Ecuadorian Incan woman the unsuspecting shocker. She didn’t know what shocked her. As you can see she was “shocked” that an American tourist knew of the secret Incan tribal love technique in rural Ecuador.”

Normally a guitar is an excellent tool for getting laid. If you’re going after the really hot chicks that go for the bad boy, you’re going to want to go with the electric guitar. If you’re after the more granola, emotional girls, go with the acoustic. But if you want to land [...]

We’re pretty sure the guy pictured above is not this guy, but one can never be sure. As a word of caution to our more inexperienced readers, do not follow this man’s advice. The shocker is not appropriate for bikes, even if you assist with your tongue. You’re going to get some [...]

Yes, little did you know, but the shocker dates back to the early days. Rumor has it Jesus would walk around the streets with his gang, throwing the shockers at all the ladies. Rumor also has it that this is why he never got laid, he’d always slip them the shocker a little [...]

And our final picture with Chuck (unless he sends us more) has him with two hotties.. err ok, 1.5 hot chicks. The brunette is fucking smoking, but the blonde is perhaps smoking something. The look of confusion on her face shows that she’s not fully down with the shocker. But the [...]

Dude, Chuck.. c’mon.. She’s totally ready for the shocker. Look at her? What are you doing? Tell your buddy to hell with the camera, just give you the room key and you’ll be back in 15 minutes. Look, the boos won’t even know you’re gone! Get to it!