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Don’t Fear the Shocker

Section 8 Comedy Troupe does the song that Blue Oyster Cult really wanted to do..

I swear, if I hear one fucking comment about cowbell, I’m coming to your house with dual shockers locked and loaded.

And a fiddler on the roof

Two models from Cleveland horror movie company Old School Sinema (”The Sinema Sirens”) describing what “the shocker” is.

The most boring 3 minute video

There’s a video on YouTube done in that lame “hey let’s turn on the webcamera and talk about nothing” vein the mentions the shocker. Fast forward to 1:03 to hear the horrible misconceptions about the shocker that are spreading through our society. Would someone please educate this poor girl about the proper use of [...]

The Shocker explained on Big Brother

A hot tub of hot chicks and douchebags talking about the shocker:

Thumbs up, Fingers out!

Peaches helps spread the word with a video from her album, Impeach My Bush.

Buy the album on Amazon or just the MP3 and help support shockerpics.com

or you fucking cheap-ass pirates will probably just find it online and rob Peaches of her money.

Everyone I meet gets the shocker..

Warner Drive has a song dedicated to the shocker and they even made a shocker music video!
“Bitches think it’s neat when I reach around and shock em.”
The “News report”

The Shocker Music Video

Warner Drive is obviously very much a supporter of the shocker, hell, even the hot chick modeling their t-shirt is throwing double shockers

Nancy Pelosi throws the shocker

You know Pelosi is down with the shocker. Thanks to David for sending in this “Speaker of the Shocker”.

Shocker Euphemisms

If you know any others, add them in the comments..
Checking her fever, with two in the beaver
Crimson: 2, Brown: 1.
Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco.
Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado.
Dos en la crica, con uno en la pica.
Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca.
Going to town, with [...]

The Shocker used on a promotional website by accident

Appreciate the Cheese calls attention to an image on a promotional website for the Washington Performing Arts Society which includes a picture of cellist Yo Yo Ma and an Indian dancer with her hands in a pose, called the Hanover High Shocker, that mirrors a common sexual hand motion a guy performs on a girl. [...]

It’s funny because it’s an oversized hand

Everyone needs a large foam shocker hand to show off your team spirit! The guys from CollegeHumor are actually selling them.