Shocker Pics

Cloudy w/a chance of shocker Katy Perry Originally uploaded by ekai

Posing in front of her newly released album cover for “Teenage Dream.”

My favorite flavor.

Matt took this shot at a monster truck show where he took his date and her 6 year old son. Nothing like monster trucks to get her all revv’d up for a shocker, amirite?

GAYNGS, the supergroup comprised of members of Solid Gold, Bon Iver, Megafaun, Lookbook, as well as Dessa, P.O.S. and others released this promo shot throwing the shocker in front of their logo. [via]

I’ve been knuckle-deep in some umm stuff, so I apologize for not bringing you your regularly scheduled shocker pics. Hey, what the fuck, it’s not my fault, you’re just not sending in enough shocker pics for me to post! Get off your ass and get shocking like these two ladies. Thanks Stephanie!

Long story short…. they boys wanted to take our pic while hangin out at Turtle Head Bar. Imagine their surprise when we flashed the shocker with smiles on our faces!

16batch4, originally uploaded by Lindsay & Jerrad.

A wedding is always a good time for a shocker

As they do in Wisconsin.

On Halloween, nothing is more shocking than a huge shocker. Plenty of time to nab this before October 31st!

Travis writes in:

It has been a two year hiatus, but the one who brought you the Ecuadorian Shocker with the indigenous Incan woman is back from his recent trip to Nicaragua where I would like to present the Nicaraguan Shocker.

This came much easier (than the Ecuadorian Shocker) as it only cost me 10 cordobas ( 50 cents) for her to willingly accept the shocker. Once the money exchanged hands this eager Nicaraguan flower vendor was ALL ABOUT THE SHOCKER. She even asked me what is this hand gesture you did, my reply “Dos en la rosa, y una en el hedor!” Her look was priceless, but I don’t think she had a clue to what it meant.

When you can’t find a real hand, find the Bad Seed Double Shocker Advanced Vibrator. Found this weekend at Sex World in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

With a free DVD even!